Saturday, December 17, 2005
im thinking of starting this site:
it will feature philip, the multi-talented artist and friends of his, using their wickedly intelligent and distorted minds, will help him in his endeavour to produce the best piece of pure hardcore raffles comedy.
gee i think my english sucks now. what happened?
isit me or isit that the "lesian" looks like "lesbian"?
anyway, i think this is a damn good gift idea for someone:
with courtesy from a bunch of geniusjust joking lol.
http://studentssketchpad.blogspot.com/wat an excellent blog!! i strongly recommend you all to read all the comics there, esp "pokemaid" and "love bythe bridge". its just hilarious!
man wish i could have done sth like this.
anyway, more tee shirts designs thats never going to make it:
PHILIP's SPEAK CHINESE CAMPAIGNTMD KNNBCCB U BETTER SPEAK CHINESE I TELL U!
HAHAHAHAHA i guess these are rafflesian humours. or in a narrower scope, philiphology
Thursday, December 15, 2005
today is a happy day.
a really really happy day.
omfg i've never felt
so fucking high (sing according to james blunt's
you're beautiful) in my life.
cant believe how smart i am :)
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
English - Benglish translatorAHAHAHAHA roflmao hilarious!
lets experiment on some poor souls =P
hmmm seems to have not much diff on my blog :
anyway life's been pretty good i guess. i ate alot, sleep alot, chasing da chang jing (a.k.a jewel in the palace), 24 episodes and 66 more to go, lol XD.
been having some short but excitable stints in driving too. though im like, a qualified driver now (i got license liao woooot!), my mum stil doesnt let me drive around cos shes scared that i might get into accident or sth, which is quite reasonable considering that the nissan's speedometer DOES NOT WORK! (hence my msn nick lol). but mmm yesterday was one hell of a good ride cos i drove for nearly 1 1/2 hour! not in some fucking crampy, buzzing, shaking-like-hell kancil but in a big, comfy, smooth-and-sexy nissan. wat makes the driving experience cool was that there wasnt much traffic around (duh its like around countryside or else why u think my mum would let me drive) so that i can practically zoom past all the roundabouts and straight road. it sure feels good to drive again :)
my target is to drive into downtown by the end of this trip.
horrible shanghai engrish omfg
Saturday, December 10, 2005
i wonder how it feels like to be drunk.
i mean, despite being a clubber and all that (rmb this
POST?) , and boozed a few 5% alcoholic drinks and all that
( to be exact, 2. BUT IM LEGAL MUAHAHA) , i havent gotten seriously drunk and all that nor raving like a tribeman that is on a killing spree and pwned another sentinel's head for 200 gold, omfg wicked sick!sorry that is totally irrelavent DOTA talk. but anyway, yeah the point is that i havent drink anything indecent in my whole life yet.
(what are you all thinking?) but i guess its a good thing cos i wont have a problem with bloated tummies, cirrosis, impotence, infertility, getting fragged by people u dont know, and all other traumas associated with alcohols.
but i believe that alcohol does make wonders cos the last time i drank HOOCH, (NOT METHANOIC ACID), i scored like 171 in bowling LOL. i wonder what will happen if i drank absolut vodka.
andyway for those who are eager to kill time, read this
http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2005/10/chairman-mao-explains-it-all.htmlgoing to watch DVDs now cya
Friday, December 09, 2005
as im immersing myself in a grey and yellow melancholy over my preciousss sexy little chick, and feel victimised due to perversely excessive government and corporate red tapes and extreme inefficiencies in the industry, i stumbled upon this article:
from
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=1823Singapore to Become Execution "Hangout" HubThe Singapore Tourism Board is aiming to capitalize on the latest hanging controversy to make the country a "hangout" for capital punishment fans.
Unveiling a large banner with a colourful logo stating, "Come
Hang Out in Singapore!" Mr Lai announced that the gallows at Changi Prison will be refurbished and rebranded as a new "lifestyle destination".
"Its a real killer concept," he beamed as he commenced a slideshow revealing how Changi will soon commence building a trendy bar/restaurant and casino with a full view of the gallows, titled Hangout@Changi. "People can eat, drink and watch the live, or should I say, dead, show. They can also place some wagers on how long it will all take. So it's not just a gallows, it's an integrated resort - an integrated last resort!" he chortled before adding, "Just a little gallows humour there."
"Some people will say it's tasteless to eat while watching someone being killed," conceded Mr. Lai. "But then, we don't expect Hangout@Changi to be for everyone - only those with a strong stomach, like Americans who like watching wrestling and extreme sports. Already we have an advanced booking from a contingent of US army personnel stationed in Abu Ghraib looking for a little R&R."
haha for more details, visit the talkingcock site.
COULD HAVE BEEN MINE BY NOW LAH NAH BEH KNNBCCB
Thursday, December 08, 2005
WOOHOO IM BACK AGAIN! this time on a positive note cos
1. dun need to do housework liao
2. take a good break from all the OGL stuff
3. time to catch up with my parents
4. playboy.com is not banned in malaysia
LOL im joking abt point no.4.
seriously. lol.
anyway here is some pics that i took on the plane. the clouds really looks delicious :P
the weird white plane @ changi airport. hmm i think must be India airlines cos a) they couldnt afford the paint job or b) its easier to spot this way. LOL IM JOKING ONLY PLS DUN ARREST ME OR ANYTHING!!
bye singapore!
simply amazing
sometimes we failed to appreciate the wonders of nature
clouds are damn interesting; they are ever-changing and never sticks to a single conformation. i wish i could paint clouds, but i still havent learnt it yet lol.
and lastly,
FUCK AIRPLANE FOOD!!!!!
at least they have the decency to provide kit-kats. so, guess its some form of consolation haha.
for more pics pls go to
http://community.webshots.com/user/dota_noob1987and for the OGL dry-runs:
http://community.webshots.com/user/jyhstringtantalising.its quite weird that after years of travelling on planes, its only recently that i began to appreciate the sky, the clouds ,etc. guess as one grows old, he/she begins to appreciate the little things in life :)
yeah anyway this isnt the most beautiful clouds i've ever seen on plane. the most mesmerizing ones would be the ones i've seen when i was returning to singapore from the previous trip. the sky was azure blue, the seas was crystal clear, and the cloud are fluffy like snow. (erm my vocab is quite bad so i dunno how to describe properly or even write a poem/ode for the sky lol) i suppose it has sth to do with my enthusiasm and eagerness to FINALLY return to singapore and get the hell out of msia lol.
but this time msia is getting more enjoyable! my mum finally borrowed a car so that i can get around anytime, anywhere, at my whim and fancy. and the very 1st thing that we do is to go shopping! bought lots of cool billabong-ish clothes.
even my mum was getting hyper with the new car and she even asked me whether i would want to go to the beach the next day. lol! gonna plan for the trip man it has been years since i last went there :)
as for my
GEN-2, omfg the bank havent processed the loan yet. its WTF-ish slow! but pretty common in malaysia i must say. so sadly, i may never get to see my darling this time :(
with this kind of attitude, no wonder msia can never prosper. KNNBCCB.
hmm hopefully msia dun have ISA so that i wont be arrested for posting defamatory/ racist/ racially insensitive comments.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
life has been very hectic these few days, and all the pizzas and greasy mac dinners is freaking me out. its like a heartland version of
super size me.speaking about size, im appalled by how bony i am on the photos taken recently. this may be explained by the fact that i woke up at twelve most of the time during the holidays and hence eat only two meals daily.
cant wait to go back to malaysia to drive my car and beef myself up with all the sumptious goodies.
