Wednesday, November 30, 2005
from
http://www.todayonline.com/articles/87154.aspChicken rice man's dream dateMANY a hot-blooded male at last Sunday's Big Boyz Toyz exhibition must have wished their name was Mr Goh Boon Siang, the winner of an all-expenses-paid date with Big Boyz Bikini Babe contest winner Evon Chua, 23.
"Quite shiok. So many men around but I won," said Mr Goh, a 24-year-old chicken rice seller at Tan Tock Seng Hospital who is used to chickens, not chicks.
He said it's been "two to three years" since he had a steady girlfriend. When told Ms Chua — a 1.65m part-time model — is a third-year biomedical engineering student at the SIM University, Mr Goh, slightly taken aback, said: "Oh, I didn't know that. She's quite capable."
Ms Chua, too, had expected someone different but decided "it would be interesting going out with Boon Siang".
HAHAHA!! OMFG TODAY is just so damn tabloid!
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
GO HERE TO SEE SOME SCANDULOUS STUFF AND OUR RAUNCHY ESCAPADEand erm due to the predicted flow of people visiting my blog (thanks to some ppl publisizing on her blog haha) i have sort of edited some of my entries.
but u can still see the messages,
if u r smart enough.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
first of all,
AHHHHHHH LEE HUNG WAI MICHELLE YOU BLOCKED ME ON MSN!!!! WHY?! WHY HAVE U DONE THIS TO ME??? WHAT HAVE I DONE????as i wallow in grey and yellow melancholy, i still did the thingy nevertheless.
"Rules of the game: Post 5 Weird and Random facts about yourself, then at the end list the names of 5 people who are next in line to do this. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their blog and tell them to read yours."
1: i was born and raised in taiwan! then at 7, my parents decided its best for me to go further my studies in singapore. its a smart decision; sometimes i feel sad when i see what is happening in taiwan right now, all these conflicts and chaos that is happening right now, and i thanked my parents for migrating here. i still have an affirnity for taiwan stuffs though :) like xiaolongbao, beef noodles, dumplings, crispy chicken (the shilin xxl chicken is abit different the real thing) and floss bread!!
oh ya, floss bread. THE FLOSS BREAD IN BREAD TALK SUCKS BIG TIME AND IS SIMPLY NOTHING COMPARED TO THE TAIWAN ONES. U DISGUSTING RIPOFF BETTER STOP CHEATING SINGAPOREANS AND TAKE THOSE MUTANTS OFF YOUR SHELF. i can write an essay on floss bread haha.
2: my chinese name is jyh shiun. pronounced as zhi-xun and not the commonly perceived g-string. dun ask me why the spelling is so weird, blame the authorities :( but its still a pretty cool name eh? its actually a korean name too (i discovered it on korean dramas), which makes it even cooler. i bet im like the only guy in singapore with this name lah how COOL IS THAT MAN. and i actually got my name through fortune telling :)
3: PIKACHU! i absolutely love pikachu. they are so chubby, soft, and cuddly! it feels good to hug sth so furry, esp during cold nights. i cant live without it, man. though its abit dirty and old now, i still hug it everyday. roflmao super duper gay. guess its becos i dun hug bolsters.
my pikachu is the 2nd edition version. the 1st edition, (which aot of my friends have), has a longer snout and a close mouth, and looks much grosser than my chu. ha nothing can be compared to my chu.
4: i like to doodle and draw alot. i like to stone too. sometimes i do them simultaneously. talking about multi-tasking haha. i'm a frequent user of computer, that explains why u can see me online like 24/7. most ofthe time i use the com to download stupid crap videos like south park. They are a really good source of inspiration and entertainments, and maybe that explains the creativity in me.
5: ok this may sound super duper loser but, theres this period of time when i didnt talk to girls for 10 years! guess what 10 years of boys school will do to u. but i guess im coping pretty well now ain't i? ;)
ok and now, the difficult part. its quite hard to get 5 ppl since
1. my friends do not have the habit of blogging
2. they abondoned their blogs due to embarrassment (dun ask me why; its so bizzare)
3. i dun even know who reads my blog
lets just try
1. shifu!
2. chongyi! its time to update ur blog haha.
3. michelle! not the hung one but fellow artie fartie mate!
4. bong! i think u r free too! haha
5. who else but lynn? haha!
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Phallus Erectus! *zap!*haha went to watch harry potter today! its quite a good movie, despite people claiming otherwise but i guess its just an issue of over-expectation.
its always good to see ppl growing up. i specifically refer to hermionie. man she has GROWN!
alright lets not move on to paedophilip fansasies but i think the other ppl gets uglier and uglier as they grow up. i mean eeee their face is like overly elongated. guess its just british.
i throughly enjoyed myself throughout the movie cos there's simply so many hidden
sexual connotations. then again i may have thought too much haha. LOL the
chinese fireball, swedish
short-snout, hungarian
horntail, and the norwegian
ridgeback IS JUST DAMN F***ING FUNNY LAH.yes yes i'll use my swedish short snout!! go spit ur fire!!! swoooooosh! swooosh!! splat! splat!! arrgh im burnt!
alright if u would excuse me, i'll have to tame my dragon in the woods. ciao!
the freaky looking girl: i've waited u for a LOOOOOOOONG time harry.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Faggots:
1. a bundle of sticks
2. some kind of meatball
3. the middle-aged man whom you always see at macs, scribbling on children's textbook
lol OMFG this is hilarious
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Designs thats never gonna make it past the higher authoritieswhile im brainstorming for designs of the new batch sweater (yepp thats we r getting our exclusive our-batch-only sweater as well!!) i cum up with alot of crap thats NEVER GOING TO BE ACCEPTED MAN. hahaha but they r good for a few laughs. enjoy!disclaimer: all these pictures are sorely intended to create comedy effects and does not reflect the artist's viewpoint or opinion. so just havea good laughs and dun come after me with parang or arrest me under ISA haha.
hodge's not going to be very happy if he sees this.
the back of the shirt. lol
so am i *sob*
yeah who gives a damn about mediocrity?
smart people lick.
im from jurong jc and im gonna spank ur candy arse.
..........
yes i like smart people, cos they r so dumb
ok this guy seriously need to get a life
im SO glad that im not one of them.
oh no the most prominent landmark of my blog, mr dear sithy tom cruise pic is gone! how? how?
dun worry thanks to my wonderful playboy joel lee, who had fortunately saved a copy of the pic, we are able to see tom cruise in hardcore sith action again!
YEAHHH~
Sunday, November 13, 2005
WTF SO LITTLE?!
in case u r wondering, xi@xue's blog is worth sth like 200K.
man i still have a long way to go
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Firstly, THIS:
indian porn shitwith courtesy from jo haha.
yesterday's training was good, considering that i have not come to training for 2 weeks, yet the form is at least still there and there is some form of consistency (when i still have the strength that is) in total i shoot 8 rounds, 56 arrows and did a hundred pushups (10 after each round even for those i choose to rest haha thanks alot coach) and didnt feel that tired after the ordeal surprisingly. will try to train my arms more this holiday if i want to win sth next yr.
went to orchard to meet my mummy and jiejie later for dinner at the pepper lunch. pretty interesting cos u have to cook it yourselves over a sizzling hot plate, with lotsa towgay at the sides. the shimofuri steak is a total waste of $$$ despite the branded name and my mums hamburger and steak combo is sooo much nicer lah. i think i'll order the hamburger set next time. and ya dun bother with a set meal since there is free flow of water available.
and after that we bought sushi(s) at half price muahahaha. mmm i love ebiko, though the seaweed sushi is somewhat an oily, distasteful disappointment.
Monday, November 07, 2005
check this out woohoo
even google agrees about thatnuff said.
and this anagram maker haha.
Did you know that parliament is an anagram of partial men? Or, Clint Eastwood an anagram of Old West Action? Someone once said, "All the life's wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie."
Here is your chance to discover the wisdom of anagramsi used it and here are the results:
philip: HIP LIP
philip lim: HI ILL PIMP
lim jyh shiun: SHH I'M IN JULY
lol!
from zhaohao's blog haha
http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnysdont you think bunnies are such cute creatures? lol the only prob is that they get horny 24/7.
speaking of bunnies, i've yet to collect mr own exclusive autographed copy of
Sir Fong from mr.fong.
went blog surfing just now and im quite surprised to stumble upon so many blogs of my
(not-so-close or otherwise i would have know that they have blogs duh please use your brains) friends.
this is getting quite irrelevant haha and i cant believe that 33 people has view my blog today.
who are these people?
click HEREis he for real? omg i wont mind seeing him at world cup next year. all i can is that he love his job. ALOT
hohoho looks like tom cruise has joined the dark side as well!! (also known as scientology) he's a real sith lord, for goodness sake
hmm weird it seems that alot of ppl do still visit my blog even though it has been pretty inactive. however the tagboard and the hugging counter seems realtively stationary. please, if u can write in english, regardless whether u r fluent or not, just taaaaag. is not as hard as u think. otherwise, press the hug counter or i will feel si bei kuai lan.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
| Your Hidden Talent |
You are both very knowledgeable and creative.
You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential.
Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.
As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there. |
| You're An Alcoholic |
Time to go back to step one. |
| You Are Chinese Food |
Exotic yet ordinary.
People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour. |
| Your Birthdate: March 8 |
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August |
Saturday, November 05, 2005
and guess what im back from the hiatus! woooh!
threesome is awesome, and it rhymes! think its better than daisy but maybe its because theres 3 plays , hence triple the fun, triple the laughter, and triple the value. and of course triple the impact upon me.
Warning: spoiler ahead.
but who cares really since its already over. shame on those who didnt go and watch, really cos u have just missed one great show.
"One" is quite an amazing play really. Its interesting how they managed to personify the terms like "someone", "no one" "anyone" and "everyone" to bring out humour and yet able to link it to daily context.
come and think of it arent we abit like
someone sometimes? eagerly proving ourselves, strutting and flashing our most colourful side, all about fame and popularity and avoiding being seen as ordinary, like
everyone. ironic that
someone doesnt just want to be
someone in the society.
so life has become an advertisement: impressive, attractive, but empty on the inside. sometimes i wonder why we constantly have this empty, lonely feeling deep inside us despite the fact that we are living in 21st century where anywhere is accesible and communication becomes such an ease.
the issue concerning us being in one big machine is just so relevant. mmm scary.
pistachos and whipped cream is a decent play with lotsa bitching and humour and sacarstic remarks. yup pretty easy to watch, with no emotional or psychological burdens or watsoever. good choice after the strong aftertaste from the 1st play. xinling is an excellent actress, though i couldnt immerse myself in all the fun cos i was preoccupied with controlling my bladder.
but come and think of it people like sandra do exists, surprisingly. The ignorant, well-bred but spoilt, whining and being incubated in the comfort zone for far too long and not able to relate to the society. sadly i knew some of them :(
oh road runners i absolutely love road runners. its such a horny play yet at the same time it exudes an aura of perpetual sadness. alot of people simply condemned it as a gay erotic play without getting the deeper meanings, which is quite sad.
i cant exactly describe it, maybe cos im a half-assed lit student in the first place LOL so pardon me if any there is any awkward expressions haha. 1stly its like the family is breaking apart, but the mummy is doing nothing about it. or rather she dunno wat to do about it. ironically the children are frustrated because she doesnt interfere in their lives, and thinks that she dun care about them when actually its because she loved them too much that shes scared that she may lose them if she interfered. and at the end shes just contended to have a family photo cos she know that she cant keep them back forever and is just contended with just capturing that precious moment.
the road runners are also an interesting trio. im so touched with samjo's character, hes just so amazing. we always tried to capture the precious moments with camera, and we enjoy it as good as it lasts, or we lasts.
the question is the relevance of kelvin though, like, is he needed in the play at all? he is the only character that has little or no significance development in character or maturity, and hes still as horny as ever at the end of the play. wat exactly is kelvin's purpose in the play then? to provide comic relief? why is there so many question marks in this paragraph? i dun have an answer.
oh yes finally gosh liyana and sean and samjo u all are just such brilliant actor/actress. professional, first-class performance i must say. i wish i could be like them,
you know.OH YA candice how can i forget candice omg. u r a great emcee and keep it up! =) yup
lastly i'll have some quotes here to end off this lengthy entry.
"do you want to play... doctor?""hmm does he play.. sports?""lets try a different position then""hey your pants its dirtied. here let me help you take it off"
aiyah na beh larhh, so sian at home do nothing damn knn suck larrh see other ppl so busy with their lives i become more siannn and knnbccb im free until friday also dunno do waht shit lan jeow. i talk like an ah beng here grammar also like bang sai liddat but i also dun care liao TMD na beh feel damn kuai lan and sian and T.T Tiaoz
yeah after much html jargon and countless modification i have finally finished the new layout.
actually this entry is dedicated to bitching abt the dumbass html engineers and how pathetic the html coding is (for instance absymal usage of grammer) but alas i guess im just tired now from the ordeal.
pick-up line of the day:
"i am barry and i have two hanging on the stick"
LOL
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