Thursday, July 29, 2004
BMW, or Big Monkey Wrestling ntertainment inc., has proudly produced several masterpieces videos that would sure amaze fans with all the high-risk manouveres and dodgy actions. to get it pls conact philip at his msn account. hence u could only get these exculsive videos if he's online!!!
p.s. pls turn off the sound if u do not wished to be mentally disturbed with an extremey queer and gay laughter.
dude i sound damn gay. no wonder im always attracting the
wrong kind :(
Monday, July 26, 2004
just like a pancake everyone has two sides. im really surprised with some ppl lol. i mean, i could not imagine they be like that...
what is ur the other side?
was upset abt somethings with some stuffs and some ppl but after extensive consultation that my mother gives me, i felt extremely better now and hence have decided to let it rest, zzzzzzz..............
what is the limit of all things? or rather what is the aceptable behaviour? why isit that people are allowed to take ur stuff as much as they like but when u tried to take sth from them they would suddenly look at u with such disapproval look as though they have a constipation for 3 months? why isit that people always look at the bad sides of things but failed to remember the good things that he or she done for them? why isit that openly talking abt mugging gets the same kind of contorted expression as above whereas in actual fact they mug damn hard as well? is there such taboo issues or rituals that people are forbidden to do or say?
can somebody answer me?
perhaps i should change the way i do things or watever, cos i am living in a society with a certain socially-accepted behaviour guideline, and since im living in the society then i shld adapt to this guideline.
i wont be so
cheapskate anymore, if popular demands states so.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
grr i did so badly for my common test.
A1: english, bio
A2: phsics(!), E math(grr im stupid...), lit(!)
b4: SS, chem
c5: A math
average: 69.75
L1R5: 12 ( if i count chinese it would be a 9 :( )
i am in total disgust at how well the other ppl does. 7,8,9s r rampant with lotsa ppl who claimed that they never mug getting a 7 ( shant name names...) CYCYCYCYCYCY....
HYPOCRITES. shame on u. shame on u.
but what i cant stand is the rise of other superpowers. grrr i just cant stad losing to Mr.C (again this is healthy rivalry)
U KNOW WHAT?! THIS MEANS WAR U BITCHES!!!
yes im going through re-armanent, a series of steps taken to match, if not overpass the level of mugginess of these ppl.
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
ok apparently some ppl still thinks that i still hold some grudges against a particular person. while this may be true(to a certain extent), i must say that the level of animosity has died down by alot. why? firstly, since the root of our conflict-some cross-like thingy that is red in colour, has been removed from our daily circles, i find it dumb to continue this trend as the basis of argument and conflicting ideology, is also dissolved in the meantime. hence i would like to take a "peaceful co-existence" stance whereby i shouldnt confront him unless necessary, and well, he's unlikely to confront me as well. after all i have much more problems to deal with compared to this childish bullcrap.
HENCE I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE THAT THE PREVIOUS ENTRY WAS NOT TARGETED, NOR INTENTIONALLY CONNECTED TO CEDRIC KOH . IT HAS NO ABSOLUTELY WATEVER LINK TO HIM OR HIS FAMILY, OR BALH BLAH BLAH....
its amazing how CCA can change some1's attitude towards some ppl.
but someimes, its how the person behaves that really pisses us off. why does some ppl, scream as though they r baboons in mating season and behaves in such stupid way.
once again its not cedric.
Saturday, July 17, 2004
ans: both dunno whee they r heading to.
welcome to world of careers, a world of unknown and unceraintie. all roads lead to rome, but none would let u walk with relatively ease.
in order to "educate" us, or simply streotyping us into some fixed kind of occupations dat our sch desire us to do, the careers forum is set up today, where students can choose their desired lectures and attend it to receive more info abt the profession,
though most dont get what they want.
i went to the doctor lecture first. gee 72 hours without sleep is crazy. so is 5+1+2+3 years of mugging and hardowork. seeing how this doctor is so stressed up i cant help but link it to my dad who seems to hav a relatively good time in malaysia. the only time i see him stressed up its becos of family probs.
maybe its just malaysia.
then its guang's lao dou! haha he really looks like a older version of guang, very big and pretty eyes and of a smaller built ;) but too bad ja*ki annoys me at this pt of time and i havto rush off to set up the powerpoint presentation...
then after much persuasion we went law. nth much to tok abt, except that i asked a hell lot of stupid questions to imitate ALI G. YES I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
and finally advertising. enlightened by the job of advertising and the dif aspect of it. most importantly im impressed by the handsome pay it receives.
so who knows? i may go for advertising after all. but after seeing ryan waving so eagerly when the guy ask who is going into this profession, i may change my mind :(
however i dun think its a very gd idea to focus on a particular profession at such an early age. yes having a clear goal is impt, however focusing solely on one particular profession could lead to extreme narrow-mindedness. i suggest that we should keep our options open. after all we r still young.
i believe that the most impt now is to hav big ambitions, ambitions of what u r going to do in ur future. it doesnt really matter what we do, but what we achieve from it. the confidence to believe. the confidence to trust yourselve that u can make a difference.
even a toilet cleaner can become a millioner by setting up his own toilet cleaning firm.
speaker:"if u go to ns then u'll see the difference between poly and jc students, i mean it!!!"
A:"ah beng and guai kia, haha"
B:"hey shut up"
A:"HEY what?"
b:"that is a stupid thing to say. he's from poly leh, later u piss him off"
ok i admit its very stupid thing to say. after all i always say the wrong things at the wrong time dont i? ;)
however im not very happy dat
it comes from ur mouth. i mean, if it is from serious and disciplined ppl like jx or jem lam, then i would just keep my big mouth shut. but u? its not like u never tok bullsh*t like dat, and at least mine is 50-70% funny. sometimes i just dun understand what the hell ur laughiing nor comprehensing ur jokes.
and ur laughter is comparable to mine
in terms of sensitivity, i dun really see how such statements can possibly wreck his life or piss him off. i mean we r degrading ourselves to guai kia at the same time rite? or would it be so bad that he get so depressed that he started taking drugs and alcohol and blah blah blah...? if that is true then i would most likely jump off from twin towers long ago. i've been subjected by even more cruel treatments and evil remarks but i just shrugg it off. and u contributes a portion of it too.
i dunno. perhaps its just cultural conflicts where it is safer to make dumb remarks or laugh at dum jokes, which i shruggs in disgust with a distempere appetite
perhaps its because i was brought up in an envirnment where it is okay for politicians to call other female politicians
bitch or
old maid and engage in wwe-style street fights against each other. living in a place of language freedom maybe the main factor why i was so
insensitive. dude if its really so then i better adapt to this singaporean environment or else i would not survive here.
anywayz i dun think he knew my blogsite, nor goes online cos he's so busy with mugging and chasing gals. its just some comments, and if u ever see this well its just my comments.
Friday, July 16, 2004
looking at the "creative" videos dat i've taken, i realised my laughter sux. it sounds so retard.
and i thought sean's is bad enough
and my voice!!! it sounds so faggotty, with the porny laughter it makes me sound like james from team rocket.
does it ever occur to you that one day ur friend is no longer the same old friend that used to be? or perhaps, changes into a totally different person that u couldnt recognise? does it ever occur to you that the drift is getting wider and wider but there is nth u could do about it?
its natural for people to change; for better or for worse, but at the same time we may realise we r changing into something we doesnt want to be. growing up into an adult is what we want when we were young but now the attractive candy wrapper doesnt seem so glamourous anymore. we had to accept responsibilities, commiting superficial social interaction for the pure sake of survivial in this world , and engaging in politics to put off one another.
diplomacy seems to be the key word for success. u cannot just say "u mother-f***ing bast*rd sunafabitch i wish ur mum had never born u" when u r being insulted verbally or in other forms in a group of ppl. why? diplomacy is the word. to say such things means embarrassment in public to urself or to that fella and in doing so u r seemed as a "spoilsport" or "the loser" who disrupts the harmony in the group. moreover ur brain is already programmed u to be "rational" enouh to stop urself from kicking that guy's balls or throw him down form the podium. plus if u use the means of physical violence u hav already lost to him.
hence we resist change, the change that corrupts us into stinking adults dat we once hate. but, cruelly, time waits for no one. as we grow older, we would naturally presume it to be okay, just like we were being punished of drinking water in class during primary school but nobody cares in sec sch.
im just worried that one day my friend would just be so unrecognisable for me to continue this weakened bond. ppl changes as we know, but wat if they change into sth dat u dislike most?do we accomodate, appease, or differentiate?
is there such thing as an eternal friendship? or is my friendships in ri just a part of my life dat would be erased and forgotten as time pass by?
how can i deal with it?
after the unfortunate 7/11 incident im in a state of uneasiness. all around u u can see ppl starting to mug, but apparently u havent got the mood dto start the ball rolling .in fact u dun want to push the ball at all. plus the prelims is coming at 46 more days. counting from this date. so i better get mugging as well. but alas i've got so much shit to do. i tinkit would be a good idea if i list them down:
1. buckley shirt(again) we'll capitalise on the success of our previous 1 and produce sth even better for those who havent buy it. for those who bought it... well it wont harm buying another 1.
2. career forums 2004. this may be the only thing dat i would ever do in this club. its gonna be over tomolo. phew!
3. drama feste. unconfirmed but we shall see how it goes. *sigh must be the competitive tendency of me
4. yearbook.i've lost all my sense of drawing thanx to that mind-numbing f***ing cokmon test. need some time to recuperate.
5. revisions. need lots of it.
6. passing out to the sec3s. they r a pretty crappy batch *sigh but we were like dat once arent we?
basically dats all. i better get my ass started.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
i cant believe how bad i got for my CT. 57 for A math and 73 for E math is just so f***ed up.
damn im very pressurized sitting next to a genius with 87 and 95 respectively.
f**k it i better hope dat bad results dun come back to me. I DUN WANT U BACK
on a better note we visited zhihao today. SGH is definitely not in the state-of-art condition. the food court is nice, though. had a plum & lime ice and duck noodles there.
and so we visited zhihao! he's not in a very gd state, bed-ridden with needles on his arms, but at least hes still ok(can move around). we toked cock(literally) for 2+ hour b4 we bade him goodbye. left him 10 comic books too. hope he enjoys it.
if u r wondering the sudden dropping in standard of the entry its becos im in no mood to write 1.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Wackiness: 58/100
Rationality: 42/100
Constructiveness: 72/100
Leadership: 52/100
You are a WECF--Wacky Emotional Constructive Follower. This makes you a candle burning at both ends. You work until you drop, and you play until you can stand to work again. You have so much enthusiasm that you can find it hard to control on your own, and you appreciate the guidance that channels your energy and lets you be your best.
In a relationship, you require lots of attention and support. You often over-contribute and end up feeling depleted and cheated. You may benefit from more time alone than you grant yourself.
Your driving force is the emotional support of others--especially affection. You can run on empty for miles if you have positive energy behind you. Without it--as it occasionally must run dry--you are depressive, listless, and difficult to motivate.
You need a lot of affection. Get it any way you can, but never at the cost of your self-respect or well-being.
hmmmmmz well said.
quote of the day:"sh8t u WHY MUST YOU RUN AWAY??!"-peter at philip when he screws up with sum games on sum particular device
Sunday, July 11, 2004
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to
send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address
without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.
P.s It is damn hot down here !!
~~~~~*************************************~~~~
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note:
romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves an the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year !
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
for those of u who r damn pissed wif ur old handphone but cant wait for ur contract to run out, here's a solution for ya! get LG7100 for only $368 (without plan, with plan its prbably like 88?).
hohoho dat is like, even cheaper than a SE T630 with plan? best part is dat its really sexy with a 270degrees rotating filp phone and a OLED display. and yup the camera is quite gd too. so wat r u waiting for???
http://mobile-review.com/review/lg-g7100-en.shtml
oh btw, it can be used as a mirror too ;)
nxt gd news for those who r quite sick of j8: there is an all-new extension! the place at the right used to hav onli 3 measely shops lke baleno, etc. but alas that place suddenly expanded! now it has 2 storeys and whole lotta shop. i personally recommend F men (cheap bermudas) and men's shop. for dads there is valentino rudy there as well. wow!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
inspired from : http://donbesad.blogspot.com/
wow i mean, its AMAZING that ur gf is gd in PAINTING piano and ballets! can any1 tell me how do u paint a ballet? ;)
secondly, is there a diff betwen "smart" and "intellectual"? obviously this guy doesnt know what is the meaning of intellectual, i think he mens "bimboistic".
thirdly the letter "N" can have several meanings: NOT, narcisstically, naively, etc. so it turns out to be :" NOT smart, NOT nie, NOT intellectual"
"she knoe 5 languages"- hmmm its not a surprise in the province of gujaratt of india. but i wonder which 5? gujarati? hindi? urdu? penjabi? tamil? bangladesh?
its quite sad that ppl has to promote his gf, cos it means that he had nth much to show off :(
it must be the
milkshake syndrome
Friday, July 09, 2004
mean girl is fabulous! those who havent watch it shld get their lazy asses up and ....watch it, ya.
the reason why i was so moved by this movie is that i was able to relate to it. chinese mathletics, queers, and most importantly,
plastics.
before this movie i wasnt able to use a suitable word to expalin my mixed feeling towards these ppl or fully describe them. now i KNOW.
for a period of time i think plastic is cool. u gets ur own so-called groups, everyone follows cos U R SO POPULAR, and u share gossips with every1 else like nobody's business. but it wasnt. i didnt know what was thereason for this before, and i tot i was having inferiority complex, but now i realised that,from toking abt all these gossips/watsoever, hurting ppl behind thier back, playing against 1 another, it just shows how much
nei han , or content u hav in urself, cos u needs these gossips to maintain ur popularity instead of ur own ability, perhaps becos u hav nth to show off. ur life, sadly, revolves around others instead of being focused on urself.(i was refering a a whole, not 1 person)
speaking of which i knew damn bloody lot of gossipers in the sch. for a period of time i actually wanted to join in the gossiping race as well. fortunately i didnt succumb to such fuggliness ;) secrets, i believe, is supposed to be kept, or at least onli circulating around ur closest cliche of friends.
i oso realised that it is not impt to be rampantly popular, but rather having a close niche of good quality friends that sticks with you forever. well im not vvery the sure whether i hav 1 now, but i hope for the best =)
the ending in my opinion has aseveral lessons. firstly it shows the maturation of the batch as a whole, for example regina has transformed into a much better person(perhaps the bus has knocked some sense into her) and at the end she has a better understanding of herself, and thus inmproved mentally. the chaos and back-stabbing has toned down as ppl are reaching adulthood.
however, just as some ppl has learnt their lesson, apparently some never find fault with themselves and hence no overall improvement. till the end gretchen has not learnt from her lessons in that need-allies/watever-to-survive vicious cycle, and ended up in some thai-china clan. perhaps the writer is trying to say that PEOPLE GROW UP, BUT SOME JUST REFUSES TO.
and lastly among the settling of chaos there is another new round of trouble- the new mean girls. history repeats itself,again.
quote of the day- "laughing at fat ppl doesnt make u any thinner" - cady
question: wat does regina and mr. Tamagochi hav in common?
ans: both deserves to be knocked down by bus.
grrr i felt like i've wasted 2 hours in my life sitting in a place doing nth. well not exactly nth. i've been listening to kylie, robbie, and sixpence throughout! dun ask me how i do that ;)
then wanted to watch movie, but surprisingly no 1 wants to! hmmm maybe its because
i asked.
and so sad gh and moi had to go to j8 and eat a miserable meal without after-exam entertainment.
then its glenman to the rescue! he and his 3 compatriots showed the magical tickets to the golden village, which again flamed the desire in the duo to satisfy their visual senses. and so sonic lim rolled all the way to the golden village, with the F4. thus justice league was formed.
the battle gets tough when the evil source came out. the obnoxious aura surrounding phat man results in convulsions. suddenly the phat man has spoken and the "no outside food allowed" spell just proves too much for the justice league. comrade yizhe is knocked out wif 1 shot. just when all semms lost, the riders from rohan arrives! king JX and his sidekick penguin lu pulled out thier gadget poles and beat the helll out of the village people. thus golden village is safe again.
haha dats bullcrap. try and figure out what happened. :)
Thursday, July 08, 2004
i regret not putting in effort for my common test ,which resuts in disastrous results.
its the first time in my life that i suddenly felt so lost in an exam
Saw this article in NIYOU. for those wo r interested and want to know more u can always take it from ur mum ;)
reporter: so according to you, those claims by sex therapists that SIZE doesnt matter, but rather skills is bullsh*t?
slut: i've said my ideal length is 8 inches, but if you r of the 6-to-7 inches type, well skills CAN save some of that shortcomings. but if it is below 6 then im sorry it wont help even how GOOD UR SKILLS ARE.
well actually 6-7 inches is sufficeint for a female but nevertheless insufficient for a woman with a strong sex drive like me , haha.
What a satyriasiscal nymphomaniac
Perhaps thats the reason why there is a high divioce rate in singapore? i mean, wow 8 inches?
Thats even longer than my ruler
