Saturday, June 26, 2004
reluctantly took went ot red cross hq for my standard first aid exam, and gosh when i reahed there every1 is already there. i hastenly took the test.
later...
p:"hey its quite hard"
tyq:"r u kidding?! its damn easy!"
al:"haha i purposely write all the wrong answers so that i wont hav to go to the next round"
rp:"hey me too!"
kn:"me too haha!"
tyq:"hahaha me too!"
at that point of time i realised i may be the most gullible idiot in the whole wide world. imagine that i DID WASTE MY BRAIN CELLS FOR A DAMN F***ING EAY TEST
and of course i passed, which i tot is a bad decision. fortunately the instructor was kind enuff to givus half an hour for a quikie....revision. and i surprisingly passed despite doing some stupid knots.
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> here are new pictures of the iraqi prisoners being abused by the american soldiers:
and lastly cpr. haha and surprisingly i passed too! do u know what this means? THIS MEANS IM NOW A QUALIFIED FIRST AIDER!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!
finally an achievement in my 3 years in red cross.
and another thing....i hav learnt to trust my instincts. this is why:
hav a choice to either going to orchard or simlim to buy memery card reader: choose to go orchard
reached mrt station and the north line just left: STILL choose to go orchard
wait for 10 minutes while there is already 2 mrts to bugis: STILL choose to go orchard
get out of station and realised im lost: STILL choose to go orchard
spent half an our to get to far east:STILL choose to go orchard
walk there only to realise the shop only opens at 2. time:12.30 . plays 1 1/2 hours of bounce
finally bought reader but caught up in traffic jam. had to pay 6.50 for taxi fare. reached home at 3.20
well i i HAD trust my instincts and went to simlim i would most likely e home at least by 1pm. f*** it.
Thought that I was going crazy
Just having one of those days yeah
Didn't know what to do
Then there was you
And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight
'Cos baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
Was tired of running out of luck
Thinking 'bout giving up yeah
Didn't know what to do
Then there was you
And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight
'Cos baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
'Cos baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight
Love at first sight
Love at first sight
Love at first sight
Baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
Baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
It was love, it was love, it was love, it was love
It was love, it was love, it was love, it was love
had been listening to kylie non-stop haha.
oh sh*t i was supposed to do the 4C yrbook pic?
why was the reichstag suddenly on fire b4 the 1934 germany election?
why did 2 bullets suddenly come out from nowhere jsut a day b4 the taiwanese presidential election?
WHY IS THERE STANDARD FIRST AID EXAM 5 DAYS FROM COMMON TEST??????????
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Tried to mms this evening, but turns out to be big failure .
Then it hit me from nowhere, i havent even installed iDe@s.
The way you drive me crazy, Sing*el you're so damn f***ed up.
Seven tries and seven cries of failure,
The cost is rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I had just made a 8th world blunder.
I guess that I'm just tried something that I've never known.
but i've really tried my best, makes me realize that i have no regrets.
if mark lee can sell an album, i dun see why i cant send it
Seven tries and seven cries of failure,
The cost is rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I had just made a 8th world blunder.
It's only been an hour, but it's getting on my nerves.
It's making me believe that sing*el can suck my balls.
Seven tries and seven cries of failure,
The cost is rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I had just made a 8th world blunder. [x4]
dotz. canadian pizza sure has a way to attract customers.
finally back to civilisation!
and pretty interesting exciting thing(s) happen on the airplane! firstly the food has surprisingly improved tremendously. lump of meat get replaced by canned ayam brand tuna and stupid noodles become spicy fried rice instead. hmm despite the fact that u can getthis kind of food @ $1-2 anywhere it is still nevertheles delicious.
secondly there is an turbulence! well not sure of it but its pretty scary. at firsthi ts like fairy tale when the plane cruises thru the fluffy clouds which shielded the blue sky. then SUDDENLY the sky turned dark and the plane goes "bong", and dropped for a few metres.
sth like this:
-->.............
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!
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...........--> arrrrgh!!!!
then after that the pleasant plane trip became a quidditch match as the plane zooomed like harry potter on a firebolt past the dark clouds and u can actually see lightning flashes around the plane.
fortuantely everything turns out well, thanx to the talented malaysian pliots and everyone is saved! hohoho u shld hav seen thier aviation skills man, damn pro!
quote of the day: "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"- everyone when the plane was "dropping"
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
haha i was going to write 1 abt the end of my red cross life but im still rearranging my thoughts.... so i'll try to put it up ASAP k?
and abt the messages dat i've tagged at joel's blog.... forget it its nonsensical bitchness
my conclusion for my nevertheless enjoyable trip to malaysia.
damn it u all f***ing niggas r hired for a purpose: to provide (at least satisfactory) service to ur customers, so that THEY FEEL A SENSE OF BELONGING TO UR COUNTRY, and therefore hav the urge to purchase. BUT HOW THE HELL R U GOING TO ACCOMPLISH THAT IF U ALL KEPT TALKING IN SOME FUNNY MONKEY LANGUAGES THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?
a nice customer: hello is there l-size for this shirt?
monkey salesgal: apa naa belapapa japapapa papaya mango papaya (ok i hav absolutely dun knoe wat the hell she was saying, hence just anyhow type ya?)
A.N.C: erm.....large,...... erm very big? (gesculates)
monkey salesgal: gaufhsdfhhf sjgjsigg jsghdshfuhsuh uph
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lucky my mum knoes abit of malay or else i'll really wreck havoc of this f***ing shopping centre. chainsaw anyone?
dude, there is foreign shoppers visiting ur shopping centre as well, cant u all brush up ur f***ing english so that we CAN AT LEAST UNDERSTAND WAT THE HELL U R TOKING?????
plus u all r not even toking in proper malay.
a shopping trip turns out to be a zoo visit. how interesting.
hmmmm the consolation is that there is really cheap shirts for sale! a quiksilver/billabong lookalike costs less than 10 sin $. hence my wardrobe is now consoled :) no more bossini or baleno!
onli managed to catch 1 movie but nevertheless nice. hey the damn old cinema got renovated! now i dun have to go all the way to the other cinema to catch a movie ;)
hmmmm revision 10% done. wat shall i do?
Monday, June 14, 2004
well what do you have to say? perhaps nokia is trying to attract potential female buyers..
well maybe our garmen can give out an unique singapore-version of this phone to attract more ppl to vote for them! (provided no walkovers..)We can call it the PATRIOTIC phone!!!
dude im so SEXIST!!! if i hav offended any1 of u i apologise :(
Saturday, June 12, 2004
im pissed off... dun ask why. those ppl involved shld knoe...
anyway i bought dat hardisk after all! and i managed to get it at 117 bucks, 3 bucks off my estimate. and i oso bought 50 disks for 18 bucks.
installing my com now...80GB is just so awesome
Friday, June 11, 2004
shit shit shit shit my com's gonna crash anytime!
after a hard-fought battle with the malicious viruses, and come out triumphant. but my hardisk has sacrificed itself. now i hav to wait 2 minutes before i was lead to the mainscreen after typing password, and can onli go 1 website at a time. which means if i surf 5 websites i would hav to spend 5 times more the time. so troublesome!!!
hence signalling the time for a new hardisk!
well its not dat it cant be repaired...just reformatting will do. hmm but also i need a bigger storage space compared to my weeny 20gb crap.
thinking of buying a Wester Digital 80GB hdd for $119 at SLS tomolo. whos coming wif me?
hmm if u hav any violent objetions of me buying the hardisk or hav any better lobang, feel free to tag @ the tagboard...
be sorted @ nimbo.net
"Basically, you're brave, daring, chivalrous, and pretty much.. an all around good person. Of course, some see you as a goodie-two-shoes. But hey, it's true! You're really good at winning, and normally always come out as the hero. Everybody likes you.. except, maybe, the Slytherins. You're too perfect. No, really.. You're too perfect. It's annoying to watch you win, repeatedly. Oh well. Be proud anyway."
lol im a griffindorian!
Thursday, June 10, 2004
just visited edmund's blog and found this!
http://www.sandara.net
now we knoe dat there IS(or are) talented artist(s) in singapore isnt it?
well i can say that she's very daring! cos water colour its quite hard a medium to use or control. her sense of colours are also very good, well cant say excellent yet.
and u can she dat she really spent alot of time and effort in all these artworks, and u knoe dat watercolour paper is NOT CHEAP. plus all those paints and brushes i think she had at least spend 100-200+ on this hobby alone.and perhaps more
which is very admirable!
speaking of which im quite ashamed of myself. i mean, despite being so free everyday, i ahvent been touching art for centuries! and the results are quite apparent, its DEGRADING...my artwork...sigh...getting so cheap...now looking at my nurse pic dat i gave to joel makes me want to puke...
crap i have lost all touches with all the mediums, and the onli thing dat im still ok is pencil and pen.
maybe ill pick up again? god knows
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
The phone which i was expecting all along has finally rarrived in singapore! But alas, its 940 bucks!
why, why must u do this to me?
For those interested pls look here -> http://www.nokia-asia.com/nokia/0,,54980,00.html
well u all may scoff its just another candy bar with camera, but:
1. it has an 1.3 megapixel camera
2. its has an whopping 64 mb of memery card for u to pump mp3s, videos, pictures, ringtones, etc
3.it has an 8mb embeded merory already installed
4. symbian OS allows u to play games such as SonicN and tomb rader like its on NGAGE
but with dat kindo f price tag i can pay 4 months of school fee, buy 134+ moive tickets, or buy 2 ngage QD ad stil ahve 100 bucks left to buy games.
ah fuck!
well for bargain hunters, nokia 3100 (jx phone) is onli 260 bucks! (without plan)
The most-famous international pop star, Ho Chuan, is now the best spokesman for the bucklitude™ shirt!
"Ho Chuan displays the true spirit of our products. U can just feel the poser aura around him when he put on the bucklitude™ shirt and the immense shuai psywave emitted. Im really happy that a world-renowned shuaige is actually endorsing our products"- CEO of the bucklitude fashion chains, Mr. Phidolphile.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
read kenny's blog and found sth interesting: harry potter
hmmm okaez it would be cool if we had wizardry instead of dat dumb o level.
THEORITICALLY dat is.
lets just imagine if it really happens dat way:
Mr. Awk: "guys i'll be teaching u all TRANSFORMATION this lesson. k we need to rush u all through to prepare u all for ur common tests. now we'll be doing rotation..."
ms gracious: "guy we'll be going to the dungeon next week for ur potion lessons. pls bring ur AQ notes....and dont be late"
"now dont tell me that UNTIL now u still do not knoe wat u will get when u mix newt with happparpaceous dew."
"varun how many times must i tell u to put on ur goggles?"
"no lah harry tell me 1 lah..."-hermoine liau when (s)he is the onli 1 dat manage to answer one of miss gracias' many mind-blogging alchemy questions
Mr.Jeff:"guys welcome to ur quidditch training module. everyone go get a nimbus500 from that pile over there. ya glen u can use ur firebolt...everyone dun forget u still hav to train for ur 2.4km flight... peter why r u wearing ur ankle socks?"
ms TYK: oh dear wat am i supposed to teach? oh nvm, go and hav ur 1-minute break...
ok today we'll be doing spells, lets analyse this line....
mrs ong: cos of govt's policy of bilingualism( to suck up to some country), we hav to study taoism and everyone take out ur txtbook and study how to draw talisman"
mr Wee: hi today well be learning TRANSFORMERS...
mrs Neo: sause-based! sause-based! make a gd meal and boost ur stamina!
Mr.KJX: did u study for ur potion test?
Mr. LWJ: die liao lah study wat sh*t? how i knoe wat happens when bulgaricus is dissolved in a soltion of nitric acid?
Mr GL: its oxidation! oops harry tell me 1
DUDE!
Hmmm it seems dat everything become so "dead" under our "perfect" education system isnt it?
k the title looks so bimboish, i guess the incident this morning has really affected me alot today.
it was lyk i was waiting for bus 13, when sudenly i heard some funny murmurings from my back, then when i turned around and look i saw this funny old woman.
i mean, seeing old, senile, or mentally challenged ppl is quite the norm for me since young( dun ask me why) but this 1 actually toked to me.
she asked me sum stuffs ( i forgot the conversations, eeeeew dun want to rmb) all i can rmb is dat she grab my hands( well actually my arm). wat scares me is dat she seems to curse some ppl when they got off the bus, wif her hand motions, eerie expresion, etc.
then she asked me for 2 bucks. i just say dat i dun hav, then she say stuff ike go wash dishes or sth. gee i was really freaked out by her but luckily my bus come just in time! so i quikly got on the bus and thus away from this uncomfortable scene.
dude just hope dat i wont get bad karma. hav been praying to god since i went home ;)
Monday, June 07, 2004
I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
Just like before...
[chours:]
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again
Just like before
[chours (x2)]
shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up
I'm about to BREAK
[chours (x2)]
luv this song. u can just feel the WRATH, the ANGER, the SHEER ANIMOSITY in this song.
a perfect song for those who felt really pissed off.
the reason why linkin park is initially famous is because u can feel their spirits, their energy, and their commitments in their album, and u bought it cos of its sincerity.
but sadly it seems too much money has corrupted their soul. meteora is nevertheless nice, but its really nthing comparable to hybrid theory, not even a fingertip.
Reanimation is just pure BullsH*t.
hope they can churn out something better for the next album, but i doubt so when they can just live on their riches :(
feel so dumb and frustrated today. muddle-headed for the whole day. my mouth seems to be rusted and can speak properly. kennie says toking slowly helps, so i~shall~do~dat~
i just wanna say... SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! FUCK U! FUCK U TO THE CORE! FUCK TILL U DROP!
pls note dat "U" didnt refet to any1 ;)
Saturday, June 05, 2004
yesterday:.
just as i tot it would be another borig day, my mum suddenly asked me if i wanted to go shopping!!! yippee and so i went...
first we went to bibibaba to buy new uniform, as te old ones are yellow and torn... then we had dinner at crystal jade kitchen. mum ordered a beef noodle while i ordered a seafood horfun and share a plate of honey-glazed charsiew
so how's the taste? well i would say, not bad, but..... should it b dat expensive? the horfun truns out to be kway teow with sauce, but mmmm the fish and the succulent prawns are nevertheless juicy, crunchy and absolutely yummy.
the bill turns out to be $30+. gee.
and after the heartbreaking meal we wnet to isetan and hunt for goodies. billabong, mambo, etc. well we didnt buy anything there as it was too ex.
then we went to taka! i was glad as i could finally get of of dat $20 kino voucher to buy, say, some magi comics or manga pen.
but alas, all r out of stock! and i KNEW dat its gonna b a bad day.
so wat happened to the $20? mum used it to buy some crap....
and later we went to watsons for another spree. i bought lotsa sweets, and mum bought alot of beauty products, etc. and i bought a loreal gel dat is quite cheap ;)
well its JUSTIFIED, dun believe ask chong yi ;)
well we still went to ome other places in between, but im too tired to list them down 1 by 1...
for the end of the journey went to cold storage. so while i was shopping, suddenly a familiar nasty voice dat resembles a donald duck became audible. my blood froze in an instant, reluctantly i contorted my head and....
ALAS! YONG C** M**!!! why?! why would she wanna shop at some palces like cold storage???
luckily she couldnt recognise me. (hopefully) hence i just evaded dat place as fast as i could :0
and ya while im on my way to orchard, i saw samuel oliver and the botak guy(forget his name). well wont knoe they're there till they shouted my name! ha my mum actually asked: " r they ur friends?"
speechless...
Friday, June 04, 2004
k so the photos r out! but alas, whos dat fatty in black shirt with a reddish face that resembles a suffocating/carbon monoxide poisoning/artherosclerosis man?
if u all want to see the assholic face, u may want to go the chong yi's blog for a sneek peek ;)
i shall blame it on the camera for the astonishing photogrpahs produced.
sigh every1's mugging their heads off, even those supposedly "slacker" ones.
dude until now ive onli mugged 4 chapters of chem....still got bio, physics, AE math, lit, and SS/hist to go....f***!
so SIAN!!!! can ANY1 blog or tag?
Thursday, June 03, 2004
K this is the 3rd long entry this week! So if u dun want to read too much and strain ur ciliary muscles or whatsoever, here is the summary:
[Wardrobe malfunction][Suspended!][hell lotta height][creativity≠marks][gossips][group mentality][Singaporeans…][nigger lim]
k so here it goes…
went to sentosa again!!! nth can express my emotion except for 1 word: crap! But hey its rgs-ri combined art training, so why shld I be left out?
Went to harbour front mrt station on time, thanx to teck’s dad.
then...wardrobe malfunction! 3 ppl wearing the same shirt, which defeats the whole purpose of waering the bucklitude shirt! sharx.
anywayz, realized dat I didn’t bring the complete set of the 8th wonder of the world, so feel quite crappy abt it. but get over it after 5 mins.
while goin to snetosa, we saw some1 dat was supposed to go wif us for the combined training bu didnt do so. and ya he's dat sort of quite enthu type. Just as im confused, I heard dat he was suspended from all sch activities. Why? Cos he says the F word in front of mr lam.
Dude, dats suei, really suei. But anywayz, its quite hard NOT to say dat in front of him…..lah lhah lah i didnt say anything...
Well, life’s so unfair. ji xiao stuffs like this happen unexpetedly while someppl didnt get any punishement yet for rampant cursing/swearing(my class)
So to be safe, never say the f word!!!
Went to palawan beach first to play bitchbeach games such as volleyball, captain’s ball and ultimate Frisbee, for so-called bonding activities. well quite fun actually!
And finaly I was able to find a talent in sth: captain’s ball. I was the defender, and when they tries to throw to the captain, Philip will be there to block it with his superior height advantage and the ability to jump high. So we virtually thrashes everybody in dat...muahaha
But I cant say much for volleyball and Frisbee. Psychomotor probs, and having a teammates dat constantly says gunbound stuffs like high-shot angle certainly doesnt help. otaku.
Well, at least I can finally play sth?
After dat its sand sculpture!! My group is supposed to make the lighthouse of Alexandria. Well at first things go relatively well, until an unexpected collapse/landslide took us by surprise. But since we’re able to "relate" aesthetic qualities in the collapse’d, we decided to kkep it as it is! hence our spirits r not dampened. After all, it’s a “ruin”.;)
And so we started to build funny things around the ruin: a sea monster by the name of “seamon”(no sexual connotations/puns intended”), volcanes, canals, bridges, boats, the palace of the “burger king”and finally, mount doom.
And we even hav a storyline!
In the mount doom( and terror) the sound of evils played, emitting high frequencies , scientifically called a jamieo ray, to kill innocent civilians. Two hobbitches, tanggo and fiony, r bethrothed a wire to short-circuit the “source”, so that peace could be restored again. Ao they started from the ruins of the lighthouse, passes thru the kingdom of the burger king, thru the volcanoes, with seamon as their companion, go to the mount doom to destroy the “source”.
Wat an creative piece of work. Too bad the judges, aka the teachers couldn’t comprehend such chimistic logics and intricate storyline, and so we got last!
Grrrr so unfair. I hereby proclaim: creativity is dead!
After dat drag on and on and on cos we cant decide on the meeting place for combined exco meeting. Tok and tok and tok and then they decided to watch the musical fountain!
WTH ijust watch it last Saturday?! But under stress of group mentality, i hav to follow.
well the gals r frightened by a peacock! while we took a short cut via the volcano land, there was sudenly a peculiar cry and every1 tot it was a dinosaur, only to find out it was a ...peacock. ha a real cute peacock ;)
Same old performance by te musical fountain. Same old mokey. Same old tricks. Nth much special. And after dat its going home time! And alas the bus stop is crowded! So we hav to find alternative routes to braeak the bus monopoly of sentosa. And then wefind a way to walk out of the island!!! Just as im happily walking, the rest of ppl r still behind!
Why? Cos they saw a police car driving across the causeway, and was scared dat they’ll be suspended(or sth like dat)
Now, am I too brave or simpy heck-care, or isit dat they r too law-abiding? I dunno.
Bladder’s gonna burst
Bladder’s gonna burst
Jiaxin is thirsty
Im quenching his thirst
Stupid song/poem/limericks dat ive created. Pls sing to the tune of “pinky and the brain”
Yup so Philips pants has it going on~ finally performed excretion after a 2-hour tahan session. And after at went home cos I want home food!!!
Oh ya sth else: while we r waiting for bus, names like H* C***n popped out from nowhere. Hmm I woner why ;)
And sth more surprising: even CHON* *I POPPED OUT!!!! Now u dare say u r not popular wif gals?
And after I went home, I reaslied I was tanned!! So getting niggy’ with it….
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
today, or yesterday, there is art club combined training!!! ok after the 13-our coma, i realised i was late and had to tkae a cab.
we were outnumbered 7:1 but dat doesnt mean any good ;)
well we had music protaits after dat and we listened to the nice koren music. but alas, the color dat we're given, red and green, not only is gay and sucky, but at the same time not fitting to the music at all!!!
hence i suggested to make the story SCANDULOUS.
well in case u dun knoe wat music portrait is, its like listening to some music, then make a groups painting based on the music, which can e combined or tell a story.
s here the story goes...
the princess was unhappy for some reason, like, the prince hving a illicit relationship with maria, their indoneian maid. the princess angry for the unfaithful prince, and at the same time, disgusted by his taste, LOOKED OUTSIDE OF A WINDOW.
SHE RAN AWAY ON HORSE
FOCUS OF HER EYES
SDDENLY THE PRINCE WAS CHASING AFTER HER! perhaps she tok his bank book or sth
KILL BILL!!! THE PRINCESS WAS KILLED BY THE PRINCE!! why? maybe he wannts the insurance money to pay off his gambling debts.
SO THE PRINCESS LAY IN PRINCE'S ARMS. THE END!!!!
so my groups started drawing.!!!
dude i was the most mediocre drawer of all!!! not surprisingly as ive not touched paintbrush for 2 good years.
and the result is ..... jiax**n-ish...
ice breaker again then showing of various groups' artworks. after dat wnent to eat.
after dat big art attack!!! if u didnt watch the show, alas, u hav no childhood!!!
so we r north pole. by that time everybody, ater their heavy lunch, appaered tired and dead. and being the only male out of so many zabos seriously didnt help. so i hav to initiate everything...sigh... but at least we cam out sth!!!!
and grrrrrr the had to draw lots to see who's going wif me to get materials!!! see how POPULAR i am!!! :(
and this unlucky gal had to go wif me...and unfortunately saw mr.C on the way. after saying somE HAN XUAN we continued our ourney.
and so we paint and paint and paint and paint and paint and paint andpaint and paint and paint and paint and paint andpaint and paint and paint and..... until we finish.
and our group is the suckiest!!! well...i ve got nth to say...
dismiss though not amiss. had to stay back for meeting, and mr.JW, being the chang se fu dat he always is, keep dragging on and on and on and hai the gals to get ample mosquito bites....tsk tsk tsk...
then home! tah dah!
i luv todays training. not onli was it fun, but today is the first dat dat i actually toked to gals!!! well this is a good start indeed!!!
