Monday, May 31, 2004
well since chong yi has already toked so much abt the amazing trip to sentosa, i shall not tok abt it all over again....cos there will be SCANDULOUS ABT THE PRINCESS AND THE PRINCE LATER!!!
yup yup yup so shall save save space abt dat 1 ;)
i shall now tell my own version of the story, basically things dat he failed to mention:
1. i was late for 3 minutes. did i just say, 3 MINUTES???
2.we attempted to walk, only greeted by huge fences that says: "a new face: coming to u soon". well there can put there for like, say, 10 years? sulking all the way on the bus.
3.wow the lost civilisation rox. a few metres of territories tangibly explains why they r wiped out ;)
4. we saw 2 giant totem poles one hundred metres later. i suggested that it was to celebreate their furthest venture. oh and that's why they're gone...cos they r lost!!!
5.i won twice, lost 4 times for daidee. well actually all of us won twice ;)
6.jap chix rox. so white and pretty, just like a doll. again chongyi tries to show off his exemplerary japanese skills by saying: "ikura?"
7. he knows "chin chin" too!!!
8.monorail sux!!! i can WALK faster than dat ><
9. i was ripped off $5 when i order a yang zhou fried rice. pathetic servings, but nevertheless marvellous. chong yi and weng hao has mee rebus. after dat i and wh share a $3 hor fun while chong yi gobbles up his roti john...darn the hor fun is a bigger serving than the fried rice loh...
10. arrrrrrrrgh the ride was totrally a RIPOFF!!! screw cinemania. screw sentosa for being such a bloody bloodsucker, just like a tampon *.* fuck it i wasted mygood ol 8 bucks where i can buy 3 plates of watever stuff from Ah Hei @ collabarium + 50 cents for me to buy a icepop to suck,or 1 comic and a manga pen at kino....grrrrrrr
11. cinemania deserves another fuck for being such mei dao de unscruptulous capitalists. all i've got is a miroorga
nism
12.artist village rox, except for ppl dat acts pro and draw such bullsh*ts. pls, dun be such hypocrites. if u cant draw then pls get of this place. NOW!!! and i wasnt looking at the mermaids:) i was looking at the flow, the medium, the harmony in the picture, etc...
13.@ laguna i tried to bitch with the auntie again for cheaper prices, but to no avail. but hy at least we get a decent tent?
here's the question of the day: why is it dat a fully-air conditioned chalet, with 3 beds and toilet and shower and a barbeque pit costs only 40 bucks whereas a hardly ventilationed, mosquitoes-rampannt, hot like crap, bedless, had-to-pitch-ur-own-tent, hard ground fuc*ing campsite costs 16.80?
ah f*** it.
14. monkeys hav such huge asses, and they luv to eat bananas ;)
15.oh the island was breezing!!! very nice indeed. did i mention the TWIN TOWERS?
16. PRC tourists r rampant. can virtually see them anwhere.
17. ya i sux in biking, but hey, i can skate!! nanynanypoopoo
18. i keep felling down . darn no surpirse cos i didnt touch it for 5+ f***ing years. ;( plus it exerts alot on ur waist and back, so i was darn tired and thus the fell. 7+ times in total.
19. oh ya i gave chong yi a running karate flying kick, Rey Mysterio style! both fell down with lotsa excitement. gay stuffs like this happes if u skate on a slope...
20. i swear ui'll never skate in sentosa again!!! well at least until i've master better'ed it
21.the f***ing hilarious ACS kid!!! we were eating our maggi until this snobbish ACS kid came to disturb us.
me: where r u from?
kid: im from ACS junior
chong yi: oh we're from ACS barker, woof woof!!!
and this...
kid: wats ur name?
me: erm eddison?
kid: did i ask u, blackshirt? im asking the "nuclear hazard"!!<- the shirt hongwei is wearing.
and..
kid: im telling u, no 1 disrespects me! (starts to swing his yoyo in front of us)
haha primary 2 already so attitude. i wonder wat happens hen hes in one of the ACS sec schools
22. gossiped abt pokemon and how ASH is a bastard and profesor Oak is his dad on the way back from musical fountain . dude if dat hapend then Ash would BE Gary's UNCLE!!!!! haha sth is interesting.... oh a and since there is pyro and lser dispay, we wre discussing abt the possibilities of making the musical fountain as the next venue for SmackDown! IN SINGAPORE!!! just imagine dat when booker T comes out :)
23.finally i can justify why i put that flammable stuff in my hair, or else i'll get an AFRO!!! dun believe ask cy who had seen my real look after bath. ;)
24.bitched the indian ranger for antiseptic lotions and gauzes for my wound
25.chongyi displays his capitalist spirit by playing monopoly, malaysian-style abd thrashes me who had virtually no lands and even hong wei, who had a empire of fast-food restaurants and twin towers.
26. and finally...
chong yi's mum has got it going on~ she treated us to hotel buffet!!! mmm bacons, juices, croissants, scrambled eggs, wedges, and finally hot babes in spaghetti top. mmmm delicious...
27. oh ya the babes@ the bar. it was 11+ and there was ppl playing snooker and drinking@ the bar. chongyi actually wanted to show off his ball skills, but was afraid to challenge the ang mohs. and babes!!!! babes in bikinis, shaking their asses!!!
oh ya apparently chongyi's family was there for vacation as well!! and why cy is wif us for camp? perhaps thier family was there for saddistical purposes.
and finally, the buses!!! cool and comfortable, they r the best form of transport in sentosa!!!so next time if u go to sentosa, DUN BOTHER going THE MONORAILS.
thank to cy's mum for being such nice person, and cy and hw for being such gr8 comapnions and gossipers ;)
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
oh yes i went to mediacorp studios today!
the career guidance planned trip was obviously a failure and onli 3 pppl turned up. hence they need more ppl and draggedme along plus another fella. coincidentally, all of us r malaysians!!! well except for 1 that lives in constant denial, unwilkling to accept his true identity :( can any1 guess who he is?
clue 1: he's short
clue 2: he plays rugby
clue 3: he has a weird name
anyway back to the topic. so we were there with a plump woman as our guide. wow shes used to b a DJ at class 95! did any1 hear the love watever show? not me.
so after tight security check, we managed to go into the studios. well i must say that the air isnt dat good, quite alot of smiokers and the air is quite stale. but this has not dampened my spirit in search of chio bus like cynthia koh and fiona xie ;)
and we were alowed into the studio for actual filming! wow didja knoe dat the houses, rooms r all props, with like onli 2 walls? quite a big filming area i must say. and so michelle chong and xu qi in action!!! shes real pretty in person i msut say.
and beig an actres/actor is no easy task! u hav to keep on putting the same kind of expression, keep repeating the same lines over nd over again, worse still if u hav to cry,u'll eyes would most likely b swollen at the end of the ay. i think dat its really tiring job.
so after michelle and the other woman keep repeating and reacting the same scene over and over again, there comes christopher lee!!! wow hes real yandao man, but has that obviously boisong and just-been-ditched or i've-lost-$200-in-4D look. and there he sits at the corner and watch those bimbos trying to act it right, looking pissed off, or just simply tired.
after that michelle says she couldnt concentrate!!! and so we were "chased" out of the studio by some weirdos. hey u little....shant say or i'll b sued for slandering.
and then we went to other studios, and saw flora&fauna along the way! weird.
didja know dat the studio dat ws used to make PCK/singapore brainest kid was only about 2 classroom big? gee it sure look big on tv.
and the auditorium!! not very big either with a familiar LT1/2/3 stench that smells like...feet. and there she told us abt her career as a dj and how it is. very enlightenening.
btw didja knoe dat glenn ong and flying dutchman is based on personality contract?(sth like dat i forgot) this means dat they hav more free time, less airtime, but their pay is higher! gee the rpivelege of being famous ;)
and btw i forgot to tok abt the make-up room! its a place where artists gets professional make-up and fashion advice totaly free!!! wooooo!!! and i aw diana ser! pretty in person too! and btw i saw Huang Bi Ren toking to aunties outside. dued she's sure skinny. eyes r big alright.
lastly we went to the radio tower and saw news 93.8 fm. sadly due to time constraint we cant go pstairs to see power 98 and perfect 10. my jamie......
yup its a wonderful trip. the downside is dat i didnt get to see cynthis and fiona !! waaaaa!!!!!
Monday, May 24, 2004
grrr need to cut back on corn. its affecting my mentality!!! i am really behaving like a weirdo tday. veri scared dat i'll become that man on bus 13 =(
and kylie!!!! wahhhhhh my kylie!!! no itsssss myyy preciousssssss. screw those asses who stole them from me. grrrrrrrrr
and yup my 1st A1 in physics! yipyipyip
went shopping @ bugis wif my mum and bought some stuffs. shant tell u all. i shall reveal on friday. =p
and that's all for this moday. parade commander u may dismiss the school. ;)
Sunday, May 23, 2004
saw this article in sunday times today: survivor and the art of war. dude if i didnt see the caption i would tot its abt "intra-uniform groups relationship: how to survive in it."
holy sh*t i realised that all the things and tips they taught inside CAN BE APPLIED AND IS WAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENning IN UNIFORM GROUPS!!!! wahahahahahaha
dude, if internal rivalry and envious jealousy, segregation,: survivor-style, is a part-and-parcel of office life, then i'l rather stay out of it. its just sooooo tiring.... u cannot be ur usual self, putting up a false pretence, pretend to merge in a group of ppl, laugh at superior's jokes that r not even funny, and at the same time eliminating the "weakest link" so that he will not be a hindrance....sounds familiar isnt it?
sigh im so unconfident of my future working life, really really worried that ppl like LMF will screwed up my days.
english common test coming up: how to mug???
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Chokeslam! F5! Fisherman Suplex!!!!!!
I luv the judo performance at founder's day. so saddistically entertaining. other than that the whole crap is such a bore. but after all, its our birthday!!! 181th yeras of excellence, 5-6 times more than singapore itself, who can beat dat man?
nice we got a free dinner too!!! after that went wif chongyi and joelee to eat dinner, though i didnt eat. toking abt the usual stuffs and blah blah blah.
attempted to buy shirts at levis but just couldnt do it. yucks wat a fashion disaster. so...metrosexual...yup ryan shld luv it. too bad i didnt see him around or else i would give him dat vooucher... the ring falls onto the hands of chongyi. now he has a chance to be a metrosexual wowowow!!!
Friday, May 21, 2004
grrrrr i got a 14/25 for lit just because of my handwriting? must be becos my mum eats tooo many chicken feet when she bore me.
and so in order to fight for my 1st ever staright As record, i challenged a rewrite, or recopy. i took like 1 1/2 hours to rewirte the whole thing while kenny and comapny r gossiping with her abt worst fashion sense...shant say much, here's a teaser: "puss in boots"
alas! a 3 page essay became 4&1/12 pages long! is my handwriting dat small?
after dat went home cos i was tired of all dat writing and i hav to bitch with the mama shop auntie for the toilet cos i have drank too much dining hall cordial.
im quite confident dat the refurbished essay will turn out good. yeah dats the spirit..
did i mention zhihao's horse-betting unclish outfit? i gonna put my bet on lane 4: pink dragon
wow wat a nice prometheum X...though
1)my main reason for coming, Mr. Jonathan Teo, my soulamte when i was still in band, wasnt there. which means the tuba slackers dynasty is now officially wiped out
2)dat fat dickish drummer!!!! grrrrr cant stand him
3) combined performance, in my opinion, sux, perhaps to da core, cos there isnt harmoy in it. lotsa disfrequencies which is not very appealing to the ear.
other than dat the rest is wonderful, both the music and the chio bus. i like the music, not to mention DAT BIG FAT HAMTARO!!! ARRRRGH SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! WANNA HUGGGGGG ITTTT!!!!!
im so gonna buy dat hamtaro man. perhaps a bijou so dat my pikachu would hav a wife and they can mate to giv brith to a tarochu ;)
so many ppl brought their chix to the performance as well, yeah. but the best guy is still none ther than HC who openly brought his chix and sit behind us. now dats the courages man, those ppl who decides to avoid and abandon their friends, or chooses to sit in the circle seat shld seriously learn from mr HC's spirit
and CEDRIC! god cedric has a gf?! hope ont hope not hope not pray pray pray. lets all hope dat she is really his mother's friend's daughter or sth.
but im quite upset abt sth, dat is why gals r so scantily dressed nowadays? i mean, spagethii top with a short skirt or sth does raise mans interest or increase thier andrenaline level, but so wat? man luv u for wat u r, not how flashy u r? dude i sounds like a conservative, but as long as the weather isnt too hot, i dasapprove such dress code. prettiness is not equal to sexiness ;)cute jappy gals r nice too.
i hav until 23rd may to use dat LEVIS voucher...who can go out with me?
Thursday, May 20, 2004
urrrrgh i need restttttttt.............
sleep thru the day again. and not to mention i, may perhaps is the first boy to piss mr wee off. dude he was SO angry. hmmm i feel sorry for wat i've done, and perhaps regrets too.
i seriously need to cut back undesirable materials. im now having rhinocerous thoughts every now and then, not to mention gayness. weird thoughts flashed across my mind every now and hen, from really gay stuff to mickey mouse challenge pikachu to a hell-in-a-cell match. get i need to engage in more healthy activities.
im gonna watch prometheum X soon. watching my former bandmates play is sth queer. but i shall pay dat $10 dollars cos i want to see my former tuba section, not to mention, jonathan teo.
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
keen has obviously run out of ideas for english lessons hence instead of normal lesson we get to watch himbos in hot sizzling action!!! ..i mean cooking
hence channel u and 8 came to our sch today cos there isnt much to report in singapore anywayz. hence enven minicrap like dat deserves to be shown nationwide, thus filling up the empty news timeslot.
the usaul gang found the channel u tv reporter chio. hmmm i like it.
being a greedy pig, i actually want to try the fried rice with the rsik of beig food poisoned, constipation and possible impotence. well i must say that it tastes quite alright, speaking da truth. but i wonder who would want to try the soup...
and yes i coped a pack of RAISINS!!! i hope it wasnt recorded on tv.
speaking of being shwn on tv, darn my f***ing back was shown to the whole of singapore!!! ah f*** there u see a fag being interviewed, while at the background u see a tubby fat boi eating a plate of fried rice, like a pig eating its food. arrgh sooo malu. but at least my face isnt being shown on tv ;)
nth much except i tried my luck fo the ipod again in the shooting carnival. i got a 33, quirte a gd improvment from last time of 23. i hope i can at least get a soccer ball :)
Monday, May 17, 2004
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ah nth happened today... a fine calm day..
im really sorry to the two ppl dat i sghouted at today, namely daniel and jonk. sorry but for some reason i was not in a very stable temper today, ya and i can see that u all r not very happy abt dat, ya so im soooooorrrry.k?
dats all for today. hav a nice day everybody and gd luck for ur lit test.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
im really really really really really really really upset today.
1st is the minor thing. apparently some ppl (let him be Mr.J) just dun trust me and try to exclude me from meetings with the XXX school, and thus no wonder i was no given any tasks to do though there is a serious shortage of manpowerm and despite the fact that i am a comm member. im really uset of this, cos its like we've been together for 4 years and u shld hav known my abilities so far. sure, i may be fooling around at times but if u giv me errands to do i'll make sure that i try my best and hav no regrets. and in terms of commitment...i was the onli guy there for founder's day? why am i always left out of the commitee? why am i always given some calefe shit to do?
well anyway u hav no connection to my blog, so if any1 know who this guy is just tell him how upset i m okay?
2nd is the main reason of my frustration/sadness/grieve/disturbance/upset/disappointment for the day/
. and since i am SO GOD DAMN PISSED OFF X100 , i shall publish the conversation for the whole world to see.
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philip: hi can i get some cold air? < put his bag on the bed and sit down>
Mr.C: erm guys, did u all notice there is an outside-- ppl not in commitee here?
philip:so?
mr.C: so that means u r not suppose to hear wat we r toking about.
philip: fine.
mr.H: wait dun go dun go.
philip: i shant disturb u all.
then some blah blah blah crap which i cant really remember
firstly ppl hav pride. wat r u trying to achieve thru all these humiliation in FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER SEC 1/2/3 AND 4s. well i think u r old and mature enuff to realise that all these things u do leads to complications. wat will they think of philip lim? wat kind of attitude then will they approach philip lim? pls think of consequences b4 u make all these kind of remarks.
but that is not the main reason of my upsetness. the main reason is dat i feel dat i dun deserve this kind of sh*t treatment after i hav been in rc, for like 3 years? is there any difference between a non-com member of red cross and a commitee member of red cross. if u think there is then u are really elistic, really, really elistic. its not like i hav NOT MAKE any contribtions to red cross, just look at ur f***ing unit tshirt(ok its supposes to be nice until U ALL DECIDES TO PUT THOSE STUPID SQUARE TILE DESIGN ON THE SHIRT WHICH MAKES IT LOOK SO FAGGISH)(ok sorry samjo if i am really rude) and ur noticeboard!!! and i was in the temporary commitee and did my best as campcraft i/c/ aesthetic i/c/ etc(i can rmb). and in the end u all decides to choose those two ppl whom has not do anything for their post during the transition period, not even until now. to lmf and des T, u all just choose ppl base on ur impression instead of their capabilities which leads to the situation today. comm members r playing soccer or slacking in the red cross room instead of really helping to make the unit better.
"well this is the priveleges in the commitee" - Mr.c
well, i hav nth to say abt the quote above. Elitism has definitely polluted ur soul. rmb wat LMF and co say when they punish us during the camp in the communist cultural revolution fashion? r u trying to say dat these r all hypocritical false pretence? then why isit dat this kind of crap is carried out?
none of the other cca discriminates the non-com ppl. just look at scouts and rv and blah blah blah... okok u'll say dat "rc is an uniform group and they r not" dat kind of thingy, BUT THIS IS NOT THE MAIN POINT. the point is dat we R RAFFLESIANS and i think just base on this alone there shld be at least some RESPECT WE SHLD HAV FOR OUR OWN BATCHMATES instead of treating us like garbage. the best goalkeeper in RI is is non-com.(not me, its randy peh) one of the 2 microsoft certified networking experts is in non-com too. and 1 of the top scorer in chinese is in on com (prc scholar)too.instead of discriminating against us it would be nmuch better if u could maximise our potential blahblahblah cos we R NOT GARBAGE LIKE U PRESUME US TO BE. even sewage contains nitrates and phosphates which r useful nutrients to plants and in the end benefited the ecosystem.
im really upset becos of this statement because wat u say IS INDIRECTLY DESTROYING ALL MY HARDWORK AND EFFORTS AND DESTROYING MY ALREADY-DRASTICALLY-WEAKENED BOND DURING MY THREE YEARS OF RED CROSS. i felt so lost, so confused, so abandoned.dats all i hav to say, and if there is more food-for thoughts i shall write it later, very upset...
urrrrgh im so upset with myself. firstly i cant play sports of anykind cos of my psychomotor problems. wats the use of being tall if u cant jump or shoot? and most likely i'll injure some ppl because of my clumsiness. the list is countless, dun bother to count...
and i cant catch no ball!!! urrrrghhh.
well dats still not bad enough. wat upsets me so much is an incident that happens in sick bay...(to be continued)
Friday, May 14, 2004
played basketball/soccer today! hmm this means dat i've been exercising for three times so far this week. hmm a good start for me to burn off all those f***ing blubbers at my fat face, fat waist and fat arse.
hmmm somehow i cant catch a ball!!! did i focus so much on my feet dat i've forgotten my fundamentals? i hav some trainings to do...
i think the ratio of me letting in a goal to saving a goal is about 5:6. one reason is because the ppl playing today r just so zai(well to my standard) the second reason is dat i've been playing soccer with the red gross little sec 1 and 2 fags dat i've lost my standards :(
my onli consolation is dat at least i didnt let dong han wen score a goal. sob*
i shant comment on basketball. i hav no talents, and no fundamentals.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
"at least mine is better den Philips 1.. the words I got when I visited his blog are... "Guy on Guy", "Gay", "Red Cross" and some other vulgarities I carn write here like "f***".. lol.. " - joel lee 12/5/04
this sources shows 4 characteristic of my blog
1) gay. yes in fact it's getting gayer and gayer everyday, either in terms of happy or erm...the other 1.
2)guy on guy sounds so intriguing. i wonder wat it means
3)contrary to popular beliefs, i m a commited rec cross member!!! ha wad DO U HAV TO SAY NOW CEnsoreD name*
4) i m an enthusiastic biology student! i luv PRACTICALS...
k i shall do another sesion of practicals...
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
muahahaha i screamed in class today!!! and shouted too!!!
it all begans when i was writing some obscene crap on my chinese worksheet and daniel the bitch decides to turn against me and tell the teacher. grrr i crushed the ws and hid it, but some dickheads try to get that paper from me and so i shouted. the class is quiet for 3 seconds b4 my andrenaline level dropped to the normal 0% and say "ok". looks like mr kua has influenced me alot! well i was never that type of ppl dat gets angry easily.
hmm next i shall bang the table if i am ever agitated again, like wat huang ziming did last time.
other than that nth much happened. sleep all the way thru the lessons and had another 3 hour nap at home. i shall sleep soem more...
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Monday, May 10, 2004
screw those little faggots, who obviously tot that they are POSERS, but in actual fagt unintelligent,dim, thick,dense, slow,dull,brainless,dimwit faoogt, sitting behind me during hose meeting. u think those comments r cool/trendy/hip?
let limpeh tell u 1 thing: critisism is reserved to ppl dat has the ability to do it and make a dfference and those comments by fei wu dat has contributed nth at all, has also no ability to make a difference and still make such a big fuss, like a big fat pussy, are called fei hua.
正所谓废物说废话，ur commnents cannot be classified under "critism" , "suggestions" nor"comments", its simply "talking brainless crap", well not surprising considering the fact that u all look like bimbos, without the assets.
hmm it seems dat i've changed! im suddenly so commited to buckley house, which is quite a gd thing, really. and now i felt like helping out for banner painting? wat has gone into me? oi if i want to go and help out all must come and help also oh (u knoe who u r)
and grrrr must make the t-shirt until damn nice......
Sunday, May 09, 2004
oh ya forget dat we had meetings with the rgs visual art club. my 1st encounter wif the female race of my age group ended quite peacefully, nth abrupt happens, haha wat r u guys thinking?
they got 70+ members and we got at most 20. wth... hey dat means a 2:7 ratio
anyway looking forward to the combined training, shld b fun i guess.
Went to RJC this morn by bus 100 with hs, where it stops at some peculiar place and next to it looks like the war factory from red alert 2. hmm maybe a bus would just pop out from there ;)
god RJC is so damn old, same standard, or even worse than my primary school. the whole building looks like its gonna crumble or sth, perfect place for night hike if u want that thrill of a ghostly atmosphere.
hence its not surprising that we hav "brain drain"" every year cos the sch just suck SO MUCH C***. jes*s even my sis's old sch is even better than dat? those who remained in rjc r either extremely loyal or disillusioned douche. or pressurized by mums and pops. like me. :( hope this situation can change when the new rjc is ready.
and saw 2 rc ppl again. fuck when can they get out of my life? 1 was obviously trying to be a poser but has obviously failed since there is a saying that "jin zhu zhe chi, jin mo zhe hei" , which basically means dat u cant be a white if u r with the nigger. with the stupid company miracles onli happen if he is "chu yu ni er bu ran" . ok maybe i was abit harsh since he didnt really screw me in rc. so i apologise.
and the other 1? "muscular" as always and happily playing volleyball. r those fats or muscle?
and why isit dat even though they hav such a sucky sch they hav more canteen stalls than us? grrrrrrr.
and screw u goh chong yi for cheating me of my 4 bucks!!!! wat so easy to score 95? my foot. the black range (6-10) looks like 1 small dot even with telescope? ah nvm i got 22 anywayz. but gL got 28, well he has talents and strong arms, wat can i say?
Friday, May 07, 2004
i've added another red gross slackers! his name is edmund, and did i say he has such a nice blog? jpa anime gals rules.
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its onli when i fill in my cca records dat i realised i've so much crap "achievement" to write after all, and 4/5 of them R FROM MY MERIT CCAs OR MY PERSONAL ACHEIVEMENTS. HA. and i bet my line of achievements can even surpass that of glen lau's 1 1/12 page. ha.
AND I HAVE PROVED DAT IT DOES NOT MEAN DAT U R A LOSER IF U DUN EXCEL IN UR CORE CCA. well at least im so-called exco members of 2 other merit ccas.
i m so gonna get my 10 points and prove to everybody dat it does not matter if u screwed ur core-CCA life. yes i would.......grrrrrrr
Thursday, May 06, 2004
my speech on the conspiracy of sima guang got 5th, which is not bad considerong im competing with PRCs and likes. the onli thing dat im not happy about is dat i got $5 popular voucher. darn i was wishng for a kinokuniya 1, which means 1 more taiwanese comic.
my math onli got 70, which means dat if i did not get point D wrong.....urrrrrrrgh.
ah and i managed to kill two mosquitoes with palm. both r coincidentally female, which may prove dat lesbianism exists in animal kingdoms.
speaking of lesianism, a lotta ppl r toking abt it on blog nowadays and now i shall giv my two cent's worth.
the reason why i dun like gays is because i ust cant imagine how gross it would be if they decides to, ahem, copulate. other than dat its ok 4 me. in fact 1 of my friends r rumoured t be gay too. so guess i dun realli mind, provided, well, they dun get their hands on me.
and red cross!!! WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INFORMED THERE IS RED CROSS DAY TOMOLO?! WHY WHY WHY WAS I NOT INVOLVED AS WELL? I SHALL EMBARRASE U TOMOLO BY DOING STH SCANDULOUS.
and chinese. i knew alot of ppl r pissed at me. so i shall reserve mycomments. but effort counts after all.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
wow darn i missed out all the excitement?! sharks.
just hope dat i'll survive tomolo's tests and the chinese speech competition as well, and uphold the rc honour and prestige.
oh ya and to prove dat i hav strong fingers, i hav statistics!
normal arm wrestling wif Hs: 1.5 secs collapse
finger wrestling: 15 secs
hence i can conclude dat my finger is 10 TIMES STRONGER THAN MY ARM! muahahahahaha.
and fag of the day: normal ppl wif normal hair hav circular follicles. curly hair ppl have oval hair follicles.(like me ;( )
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AND ULTRA CURLY HAIR PPL HAV RECTANGULAR HAIR FOLLICLES!!!! YUcks! can u believe dat?
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
yes im now the strongest person in 4C!!! at least my fingers.
all thanx to my intense training i had with my hands. i mean WRITING. wat r u all thinking?
for those who had no idea wat i was toking abt, it happens during the physics lesson when we r asked to pull out a strong magnet from the whiteboard. rugger? no. water polo? no. tennis? no. in the end it was the underdog, the unthinkable, the unexpected- philip lim! with a grace movement of his strong fingers, he is able to pull out the magnet in 1 fluid motion! wow!
once again i've brought glory to my CCA red cross, by proving my strength and worth. ha im so proud of myself, and my fingers.
p.s. f*** the bastard who desgned the ORA joathon t-shirt. U expect every1 to wear this and run?
Monday, May 03, 2004
hmmm it takes onli 1 day for comments to pop up.
1st of all, why do i use gel? blame it on my hair. instead of normal straight hair i have curly ones. which makes me look very , erm, ryan.( a gd word to substitute some more obscene words)
and secondly, my hair is very static. so in the morning when i woke up i will get hairs like those 80s black hipsters. and in the morning my mum just have to smear that crap on my hair so dat it will look at least abit nicer.
hence i wasnt blessed with normal, perfect hair like some other ppl. if any1 got any idea how to straighten my hair pls tell me . thanx.
Saturday, May 01, 2004
"hey philip...thx for tt testi. ur a really yandao person urself...from what i observed during our time as goup members in that nonsensical enzyme research project thingy. well...i think ur gd looking as well and naturally zai at whatever u do. always got a smile on ur face too...just look at tt pic. stay cool...=) "
im so touched. for the 1st time in my life some1 says im shua. besides my mum dat is.
for some reason i look damn slim in photos even though im a fat arse.(pls refer to my recent friendster. thanx to vicky who take this marvellous pic) must be the excellet photographical skills.
yo teckie G is in da house, man, yo yo yo!!!
ok dat's lame. teck comes to my house to make some CDC posters and tickets. and THANKS to my PROFESIONAL ADVICE and helpings it looks awesome!!! ha actually i didnt do much. just alot.
anyway pls support CDC performance cos its oli like 5 bucks or sth, ya and u get 1.5 hours of visual enjoyment, not to mention 1.5 hours of bitchinesss as well. so support support!!!
